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Mercury Retrograde Meltdown Candle – Funny Astrology Gift – Spilled Espresso Vanilla Candle

$20.00

Mercury Retrograde got you like… 🔥☕

Our Mercury Retrograde Meltdown candle is for those chaotic cosmic days when everything feels slightly off — texts fail, coffee spills, and technology rebels.

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Mercury Retrograde got you like… 🔥☕

Our Mercury Retrograde Meltdown candle is for those chaotic cosmic days when everything feels slightly off — texts fail, coffee spills, and technology rebels.

This candle combines humor with comfort, filling your space with the warm scent of fresh espresso, creamy vanilla, and sweet brown sugar.

Perfect for astrology lovers, coffee lovers, and anyone surviving another retrograde.

✨ Scent Profile

Spilled Espresso Vanilla

Notes of:
• Fresh roasted espresso
• Creamy vanilla bean
• Brown sugar sweetness

Warm • Roasted • Cozy

✨ Candle Details

• 8 oz amber glass jar
• Natural soy wax
• Cotton wick
• Approx. 40+ hour burn time
• Hand poured in small batches
• Designed by Wild Moon Candles

✨ Perfect Gift For

• Astrology lovers
• Zodiac enthusiasts
• Coffee lovers
• Birthdays
• Funny gifts
• Mercury Retrograde survival kit

Light this candle, breathe in the cozy coffee aroma, and remember:

The stars may be chaotic… but your space doesn’t have to be.

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